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“The Wood Brothers tried not to embarrass the Sleds, but that was hard to do with Mad himself walking around with a toilet seat around is neck, a.k.a. Col. Henry Blake (M*A*S*H) and leaving no doubt who this week’s Toilet Seat Team of the Weak would be"

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By Bullet Head

Week 6 in the BDFL...

Warriors stay on the warpath to warp the winless Sloths

(Lake Cyrus)—Hime’s Wooden Warriors got right back up on the warpath after one down week, and sent the Sloths down to what may be a record six-straight losses to start the season. The Son of Slim blamed the evil schedule-maker for matching him against the Woodies before it got too cold and on a weekend where the Monsters would have beaten all 12 other teams in the BDFL. If there was ever a TS rule, it would apply to Mukes this weekend. But, he will just have to gut it out, to suck it up, to make his medicine – to swallow this tough pill -- kinda like a worm pill.

The Roll Callers like center stage

(Riverchase)—The Sin Wagon continues its unexpected roll toward the Big Daddy Bowl with another vict’ry. This time the Duds paid a visit to the Cheetah’s Liar only to find that he still doesn’t quite understand the “touch and go” policy. And, now that Butch’s team is a contender, the policy actually holds weight and they can afford to get rid of some “paying customer” who won’t behave properly. Look for the Commish to come up with even more rules changes, divisions, and loopholes in the future as he tries to win his own league for the first time ever, ‘cause it ain’t gonna happen in naught-three.

Rebels teach the Liberal visitors a lesson in Lowdnes County law

(Benton)—Speaking of Nauts, A.E.’s Jugsters took the long and winding road to Lowndes County this weekend only to be spanked by the rejuvenated Bullets. The Benton Boys almost threw a shutout against the overmatched, overpaid, over sensitive Girls from Gardendale. After two straight vict’ries, the Bullerino now has his sites set on the top of the Green Horn Division, where a good number of the contenders still have a shot, especially if it get cold and the Woodies fold. For Bullet’s post-game comments click here: http://www.thebdfl.net/03TheBullisticReport.htm

In the Battle of Apartment 21: Dog eats the Woo's marked bananas

(Hayden)—In this week’s weekly match up of the Green Horns and Grey Beards the Dogs gave a little “obedience lesson” to the wayward Woosiers. Mark’s Mutts make a mess of the Woo Crew’s Smoke Rise Mansion by chewing up carpets, gnawing wires apart, and worst of all tearing up some of T.T.’s adult toys. After the humiliating defeat, Woo vowed never to invite the Dogs in again. “I’ll play my home game against them [the Dogs] in Nectar, Trafford or Locus Fork before I have those Mutts in my house again,” said a dejected Woo.

Blades sickle the Wizards in the battle for Shelby County turf

(Pelham)—L.A. continues to prove the critics wrong. Week in and week out the Blades are getting a solid effort from a “team that Lyle drafted himself!” This weekend, the Section 69 Sickles welcomed the Wizards into the Ned and proceeded to take a little of Merlin’s Magic and turn it around and use it against him. After the ignominious defeat, Merlin staggered for a while, unable to find his wand and most of you can guess where it was. (He didn’t have it in either of his hands or feet, but was still “holding it” you could say.)

The Gambino gets the Dixie Mafia rollin' high in the Tragic C ity

(Magic City)—“How the mighty hath fallen,” read a simple sign from one of the Mayors’ few remaining fans, albeit with a bag over his head. After a championship season last year, the Cronies are getting regularly taken to the wood shed this year. On Sunday, the last team to repeat, the Gamblers, stormed into Fair Park and thundered to a big vict’ry in a game that had to be moved up to an earlier starting time because city officials had triple-booked the stadium for three games at the same time.

Bootleggers get in high gear at BMS against the Sleds

(No Teeth, Tenn.)--Mad Jack Barnes had his racin' gear on and his die-cast cars all lined up for a weekend-getaway-trip to Bristol for a little NASCAR Winston Cup action. And, the wheels fell off his best-laid plans. The Powerless Sleds managed a BDFL-season-low of one-point (Uno) in its humiliating loss to the Whiskey Runners. The Wood Brothers tried not to embarrass the Sleds, but that was hard to do with Mad himself walking around with a toilet seat around is neck, a.k.a. Col. Henry Blake (M*A*S*H) and leaving no doubt who this week’s Toilet Seat Team of the Weak would be.

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