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Pasco County Wizards

by The Wizard

Wizards select Sinorice Moss in the first BDFL Rolling Rock Pony Draft

PASCO COUNTY - The Wizards could have come up with just the right motion potion for success at the receiver position this fall thru the BDFL's first annual Rolling Rock Pony Draft. By mixing a little rice (Sinorice) with grass (Moss), the Magic Carpet Ride may have stumbled on to a nice compound for Eli Manning and the New York Giants to use that will produce more TDs than first thought. If Moss develops fast and is anything close to his talented brother (Santana Moss) this could be the pick that propels the Wizards to there 2nd title.

Pro Football Connection:

It's a little known fact, but Jeff Parks is an old Cleveland Browns fan, a Ray Lewis sympathizer and a closet Baltimore Ravens fan, therefore his team, the Wizards of Greystone, have the same colors and a similar uniform scheme as the Ravens.

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A franchise move to Florida sparks a name change for the Wizards

PASCO CO.- The Wizard and his minions have relocated to familiar stomping grounds to generate the same excitement that was generated in the Tampa Bay area in the mid 80's with Perk, Shula, Jarvis, Vinny and Parks. With this being Buc country, the league was leaning towards the Pasco County Pirates, but in the end the Wizards nickname was too strong to abandon, so now the former Wizards of Greystone will be called the Pasco County Wizards. They will split home games between Raymond James Stadium and  Tropicana Field. The Wizards are using the dual home field locations like Bama did with Bryant-Denney and Legion Field yet still managed to say with a straight face that the "Iron Bowl" was played at a neutral site. Please note that the fact that Auburn fell for it for so many years is just as egregious of an error.

Sinorice Moss is hoping to grow into the #1 receiver for the newly named Pasco County Wizards this upcoming season in the BDFL

LOCATION: Pasco County, Florida

OWNER/GM: Jeff Parks
HEAD COACH: Patrick Fain Dye

TEAM COLORS: Deep Purple, Old Gold, White and Black

HOME STADIUM: Raymond James Stadium and  Tropicana Field
MASCOT: An angry Pinball Wizard like the one on Bill Gauldin's tshirt when he was in the 8th grade
TEAM THEME SONG: Pinball Wizard
TEAM CAR: Cadillac

TEAM HAIRSTYLE: The parted down the middle, feathered back look with a v-cut in the back like Johnny Benson used to wear in the 9th or 10th grade,
TEAM MOTTO: "How do ya' think he does it?...I don't know...What makes him so good"
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CELL PHONE: 813.317-6909 (accuracy is guaranteed up to 86% of the time)
EMAIL: skrap914@aol.com

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