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By Bob Bullet

Pre-Season Issue

“Bullet lost his job, because they changed the floor mat,” was the comment made on one occasion by D.K., who has three sons and one nephew in the BDFL.  With that inspiration, The Bulletin is undergoing a format change for this season.  It will look a lot like this in 2006.

Who’s hot?

The Cheetahs.  Not only are they the defending BDFL Champions and winners of two of the last three titles, they stand a ‘better than average’ chance of advancing to the new BDFL, end of season, Bracketology of eight teams that will play in a ‘one-and-out’ tournament format for the 2006 Championship.  Besides that, they will again benefit from sitting next to the Mildcats during the draft and copying from the SI Guide to Fantasy Football drafting.

Who’s not?

The Slovaks.  Adam got saddled with the 15^th overall pick.  He got no marquee quarterback or running back and his only “money” player is Steve Smith.  On the bright side, a move up to 15^th in the standings would be an improvement and he’s got no where to go but up, or to maintain the status quo.

Stat of the week:

At the Miller Genuine Draft: Sloth Monsters 16 draft picks, 16 beers.  (Quite an improvement from last year)

Quote of the week:

“Dog’s gardener lives in Greystone.  If that tells you anything,” said Jaimie Hand.

Quote of the week II:

“Barry Harrison only beat me out because I got hurt,” said Butch Neal.

Edspiration: (Bruce, Cook, Morton, Standridge):

This category is reserved for anything (action, inaction, quote, etc.) from any coach that a BDFL member has encountered in their lifetime.  It is named for former GHS Head Coach Ed Bruce.  Please contribute as the season progresses.

“Jarvis… no blocks, no tackles,” Ed.

Edspiration II:

Former Troy State Head Coach Charlie Bradshaw responding to a DB who came off the field saying “my bad” after getting burnt for a TD pass; “No it’s my bad for having your @$$ out there.”

Edspiration III:

“We got school starting this week and that’s a distraction,” Patrick Fain Dye.

Edspiration IV:

“They don’t win like we do,” said Russ Probst. (Hoover High School Head Coach to an MTV reporter on the recently aired “Two-A-Days.”)  Slovaks’ owner Adam Slovensky is a HHS (Berry) graduate.

Play of the week:

No games thus far so no plays, but the “steal of the draft” goes to the Bullets for snagging WR-Chad Johnson in the 4^th round.

“Out there” of the week:

“I’m out there, and I’m loving it,” Kramer on not wearing boxers or briefs (once the season starts, this category will be used for “out there” moves that either benefit or cost dearly a BDFL team… sort of like a Bonehead move).

“Seinfeld Four” Sit-com moment:

This title won out over Norm Peterson (Cheers) Perspectives.  Movie quotes are also accepted.  In fact, a movie quote will be used in this issue.

“What’s a matter Colonel Sanders… chicken?” Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Mel Brook’s SPACEBALLS!

Reason #4 to be in the BDFL:

No chicks (except Alyson)

Coming up next week:

More of the same endless drivel, except with games, stats, and standings to talk about.

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Quote of the

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"What’s a matter Colonel Sanders… chicken?” Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in Mel Brook’s SPACEBALLS!"

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